CUBICLE MAGIC WARS
<○> WINKS OF TIDDLY! <○>
NO SIGALTURE NECESSARY
Simply use their stage to do YOUR new show. The cubes are there, just put your sugar in, honey. I'm telling you, watch this work wonders. I dare you defy any longer now the potential personal magic you give away every newsfed highway used up day your Sol down the shitter paycheck ass in seat to Friday goes away. And someone else uses up all your potential.
A MAGIC SPELL
Your utterance of this potion captures the attention of the little daimons waiting around so much more than network packets anywhere after DIM in compilation. They are so bored.
THE WORLD WILL CHANGE INSTANTLY Your overheard incantation will be everywhere in no short time at all. When the janitor or the dycleaner or someone in the elevator says it, just smile ear to ear. All that happens next in your former tiny world will be NEW.
The Prime Mover apparently Shaker, too. So here's what you do...
INITIATES ONLY PLEASE THIS IS POWERFUL MAGIC FOR THE WIZARDS OF THE RISING GUILD
Your p9st-modern It's like a Robin Batmanny Holy hyphen phrase to indicate to the Audience the deep significance of a mundane event in an Epic continuing saga. Remember, you are merely delivering an alarm for the main Hero so the urgency of voice is essential but impersonal enoughbfor those in the back row or two cubes away to pick up. You can not, you MUST not, be at all shy.
AT SUNDOWNING
You must be a master at when to grab the wit for this too. The SILENCE must precede. The heavy deadspace hell we all transverse in that 2:30 to just after 4:00 each day works best. That moment we ask "hey did we just all vanish?"
After a significant pause post meeting (but within the company of those assembled) when you specifically have a "takeaway" just scream it every once in a while on random days at work while working on said task and watch a Virus do its job. I dare you.
